@simpsonfan2MOR = Middle Of The Road, or pop music that is meant to please a very large audience. Juice Newton type easy listening. James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, you know what I mean.
wasn’t there a song about a dead armadillo in the middle of the road? or was it a skunk? Anyway loved this and groaned for long long time: a great layered pun.
My children are hungry, my dog needs a bone.I’m out of a job now, so I’m just drivin’ home.An hour after sundown, when what to my delight,There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.
cho: There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.If I can just run him over, every thing will be all right.We’ll have some possum gravy, oh what a beautiful sight;There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.
Won’t have to clean no chicken, won’t have to open no cans.Just a little bit closer, and I’ll have him in my hands.I think the time has come now, to go from “dim” to “bright.”There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights toni
Anybody ever see an armadillo up close & personal? Most disgusting thing to ever invade Missouri. When you run over them, they crunch like a box of crackers. When they try to dig a hole at your front door (concrete pad, etc) they make a noise like “Alien”. They carry leprosy. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Only good armadillo is the one the buzzards are feasting on – my guess is they taste like crab to them. PLUS they tear up the fields looking for food – there ought to be a bounty on the gross disgusting suckers
Buzza Wuzza over 11 years ago
@simpsonfan2MOR = Middle Of The Road, or pop music that is meant to please a very large audience. Juice Newton type easy listening. James Taylor, Linda Ronstadt, you know what I mean.
rangster Premium Member over 11 years ago
wasn’t there a song about a dead armadillo in the middle of the road? or was it a skunk? Anyway loved this and groaned for long long time: a great layered pun.
francophile over 11 years ago
Rangster, you’re thinking of “Dead Skunk” by Loudon Wainwright III. “Dead skunk in the middle of the road stinkin’ to high heaven”.
Bob. over 11 years ago
There’s a song about trying to run over a ‘possum for supper. Can’t remember the name now.
Bob. over 11 years ago
I remember. Five pounds of Possum. A bunch on Youtube.
Bob. over 11 years ago
FIVE POUNDS OF POSSUM
My children are hungry, my dog needs a bone.I’m out of a job now, so I’m just drivin’ home.An hour after sundown, when what to my delight,There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.
cho: There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.If I can just run him over, every thing will be all right.We’ll have some possum gravy, oh what a beautiful sight;There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight.
Won’t have to clean no chicken, won’t have to open no cans.Just a little bit closer, and I’ll have him in my hands.I think the time has come now, to go from “dim” to “bright.”There’s five pounds of possum in my headlights toni
SaraRundle over 11 years ago
Anybody ever see an armadillo up close & personal? Most disgusting thing to ever invade Missouri. When you run over them, they crunch like a box of crackers. When they try to dig a hole at your front door (concrete pad, etc) they make a noise like “Alien”. They carry leprosy. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Only good armadillo is the one the buzzards are feasting on – my guess is they taste like crab to them. PLUS they tear up the fields looking for food – there ought to be a bounty on the gross disgusting suckers
Tropicola over 11 years ago
He could’ve been playing the Beatles song “Why don’t we do it in the road?”.
feralglance over 10 years ago
On the road again…Can’t wait to get on the road again