Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 31, 2013

I know I always feel better in just my loincloth!

Even that loincloth has to be pretty rank by now since he wore it all that time under that robe.

I think most of the audience is also glad to see you back in work clothes, Tarzan! (Except for a few who might prefer to see you au naturel.)

So what happened to the round heeled wife Olga? Given all the time Tarzan spent in the movie camp I’m sure he was all showered and laundered, good to go native another few months.

The Jungle ,paradise to the Jungle Lord but a green Hell to the uninitiated.

So Tarzan is “back home”….and where pray tell is Jane? Still on a wild eight month shopping spree in beautiful downtown Nairobi? And what of Tarzan’s adopted son “Ito” (remember him?) probably a wayward teenager by now.Anyway Plumpasp is about to pull some shenanigans and back at the movie set Olga and oafish Jed are about to get “asped”! :)> AngryAspAGowa!!QUARTERMAIN…….WAKE UP!!!

Yeah, Tribemate phritzg…me, too. I even had a pair of swim trunks with a leopard pattern on them whenever we went to Jones Beach, or Lake George in New York. Stuck a rubber knife in them as well in the early 1950’s! :)> JuniorTarzanAGowa!!

I still have mine…