Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 19, 2013

Ahhnold does a lot with his!

So his bellybutton’s an outie; give the guy a break.

AHH! ! This is what I have said for years!

Those HUMPERS are the most vile, disgusting vehicle that has ever been produced for the public , on any level you may want to measure them on.

They , however, certainly are an efficient penis extender !

Replace the Hummer with an AR-15 and it works today.

“Highway:1, City:0”

Quoting Ranier Wolfcastle from The Simpsons.

They’re all rip-offs!(So I’ve heard.)

He should have ordered the Mini-Gun option

Or the Lincoln SUV is another tip off.

now everyone will know he’s a redneck, a survivalist or just a GOP.This isn’t an insult, I think survivalists are going to survive a lot longer than others.

“She wouldn’t give me a hummer, so I bought myself the next best thing.”

I once saw a sticker on a bus stop sign. It read, “NOTHING DUMBER THAN A HUMMER”.

The H1 is great. If you’re a rancher, farmer, lumberjack or someone who actually needs rugged and dependable off road capability. The H2 and H3 are rip-offs. Different chasis, different suspension, just a GMC SUV with a blocky body type to make it look like an H1.