Close to Home by John McPherson for January 26, 2003
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Faculty Seminar: Parent-Teacher Conferences What you want to say about the student: Picks his nose constantly Makes rude noises with his hand and mouth Is so obnoxious no one can stand to be near him Lies constantly What you should say: Able to stay focused on a task Has a flair for mimicry Works well alone Shows promise as a politician