Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2013
June 27, 2013
June 29, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: The tiki's real power is granting wishes? Rip: Gimme! I can wish for Cobra to be in love with me again! What? Breezy: Oh, nothin', you just never struck me as the hapless loser type. My mama always told me that real men don't use magic to win love! Rip: Your mom never met Cobra. Gimme! Breezy: Yikes! 75% of magic-based marriages end in divorce, Rip! Think about it! Ka-zip!
Mr Movie Trivia over 11 years ago
She should be happy, Rip is finally chasing her!
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
Oh, snap! Supersnap!
Kali39 over 11 years ago
Okay, let’s see. Rip is chasing one girl to bewitch another. Boy, he really is clueless…
Kali39 over 11 years ago
75%? She’s never met Major Nelson, then. How long was he married to Jeannie? We may never know: Larry Hagman never did any of the sequels…
edclectic over 11 years ago
“Do You Believe in Magic”
Mary Dew over 11 years ago
Ka-zip! Besides Cobra loves Rip – she just loves money and power more, and finds being evil more fun.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Rip, be reasonable…If you want Cobra back so badly, just agree to be her man-slave.I mean, you were “married” to her for over a year, so you already have some experience in the field.
Veridian over 11 years ago
And Yet, As SeaFox10 so aptly pointed out, Breezy herself was more than happy to Hogtie a certain Haywire with a Magical Marriage Mojo……..Hmmmmm, seems that Double Standards aren’t the sole perview of the Male of the Species after all….