Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 21, 2013

Even ’possums make it across occasionally.

well i’ll be go to hell and jump straight up!!

can we get some leper colony slant, or armor-all, or dildo, army, dill, the big “o”, something besides the gd road??

And the raccoons, rabbits, wood chucks, snapping turtles, and earthworms. Now that’s what I really would like to know: Why do the earthworms (by the thousands!) cross the road?And deer, are they sociopaths? — usually you don’t hit them, they hit you (it amuses cops when you tell them that).

It made Uncle Bob a star when he played that part in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

This armadillo made it across the road.

Armadillos with rabbit ears?

Armadillo armagedden.

Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the armadillo how it was done! ; ))

Jumping to conclusions.

Jumping to conclusions.