The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 10, 2013

How’d you like to “bob for apples” in that tub??YEOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Good Morning All

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight* Especially the part about ’keeping the pool cleaner*_

Prescott Gem and Mineral Sent the $100 Club * a check for $1000.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight* Especially the part about ’keeping the pool cleaner*_

Prescott Gem and Mineral Sent the $100 Club * a check for $1000.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight* Especially the part about ’keeping the pool cleaner*_

Prescott Gem and Mineral Sent the $100 Club * a check for $1000.

Marg…………I’m gonna post that video of you dancing tomorrow.I know you won’t be here to comment………..stay safe.

Dayum………..Joy has some nice legs. I’ll bet if we put some numbers on them they could go condo.

Ewwwwwwwww. Glad my Extra-Strength Pepto-Enhanced Apricot Flavoured Brain Bleach Chews arrived this afternoon!

Oh My Hi and Lois!!

What is that above Burl’s knees and below his waistline? Just inside the blue trunks?

AYEE! AYEE!!

Larson’s revenge for the recent criticism she’s received.

This is worse than a scorpion sting!

At what point do you stop calling the pool’s contents “water” and start calling it something else? Something with “hazmat” in its name? Timmy’s mom should be glad he isn’t going to be immersed in that toxic soup.Toenails: I don’t know what that is, but it isn’t what you might think. That’s been MIA for years.

If he other four get in there, no one will have to worry about the water cos there won’t be any left in the “pool”.

It’ll just be a big, close-packed tin of …well, I was going to say “humanity” but I just can’t associate that term with them….and if I say “flesh” I’ll need to suck down a whole quart of brain bleach.

Timmy’s pool will be the closest thing to clean water after what comes straight out of their tap.

I mean, once it hits their 5 times recycled McDonald’s paper drink cups, I’d rather drink the fresh water in Timmy’s pool.

Good morning all!Hey…. I don’t see Verla….

But there seem to be two other couples who will dare to get in the same water as Jerry.Poor souls…maybe they don’t know him.

If Marg were here I’d ask her what the $100 Club is….Leaky… it isn’t one of… um..those clubs, is it?

I did see the vice squad hanging around Marg’s neighborhood again.

Well… yeah… I recognised them cos…I mean no, I didn’t know them… but … er…we were on a volunteer committee together, me and Sergeant Kaminsky…

yep… volunteering….

i guess the bigger pool from previous years finally gave up?? Maybe the liner rotted from all the hazardous waste they dumped into it melted.. The smaller one here was on sale at big lots this year and Timmy’s pool was a free one. How many times can they humiliate Timmy? He’ll get to where he can’t stand to go visit . I would not sit in their pool either.

Lucky Timmy is my thought, but even better luck he is not there.

If that kid survives childhood without counseling it will be a miracle. Probably he could visit with John, but he hasn’t been around lately, did Patty dump him?

We have a 100 Club in this area which gives benefits to families of first responders, and recently had to help 19 families of that fire squad up near Prescott. I never heard it referred to as $100 Club, though.

Susan, I was also wondering how Jerry managed to take up such a large part of the pool while Verla is missing. Perhaps she outgrew her suit and needs to buy another.

I know lots of people from volunteering, too.

And Jerry’s looking pretty hairy! Ewww. I think Timmy lucked out.

All of those “Midwest Manatees” will displace so much water that when the all get out there will be about 6" of water left and Dale will have a fit..Maybe Jer can tune up for the second session with a couple of cheap beers and half a dozen hard boiled eggs.

Must be Marlene & Dales pool since it doesn’t say “Cesspools” on the side, or a life preserver that says Do Not Remove.

This is soooo bad on so many levels. Susan and Marge thank you so much for the pineapple flavored BB. I had a vodka and BB last nite. Then and only then could I watch the news. I also received the latest “People of Walmart” pics via email yesterday. They make Crustwoodians look like Audrey Hepburn and Clark Gable!

Several people wanted to see Marg doing her dance.

So here she is, in her living room with her green blouse MARG

That’s a challenge! (and I left a note there).

This is the best version (with dancing) that I found of the Twist but even this one has very few dancers that do the “round and round and up and down” that the lyrics call for. This is good exercise and I can dance it here (not in public – they don’t play that music anywhere I go and it would embarrass my man if I did .

@fma, I think you’re right about it not being the infamous “Cesspool” of the Penny’s (That may also be why we are seeing some new people). Obviously, Burl and Joy just arrived and she’s carrying their towels (“rinsed” fresh from a motel stay).

Yaaaa…. think that’s DALE’S pool…. Estimate it to be about 8 feet in diameter…. More of a SPA… Right about the water displacement being a problem…. I’d skip it in favor of dangling my feet in TIMMY’A pool….. Have a couple of DALE’S beers and then excuse myself….. ! ! !

Dale’s pool (an Archimedes) comes with filling instruction so he doesn’t waste his neighbors water.

Had to come back to see the water level chart – GOOD ONE, X!