Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 25, 2013

FAIL

I don’t get it.

This was Parallel-Earth-23, where Adam was a wise-guy and for some reason Eve had no children.

“And on the seventh day God relaxed with a nice, tall glass of lemonade.”

When you eat a lemon, you pucker up, similar to sucking, so my take on this is that Eve is poltely saying that this all “sucks”—the expulsion from Eden, and the whole childbirth experience. Let alone having to forage for themselves, dangerous animals, and eventually dying.

Wun’t that Apple a Pomegranate? Something was lost in the translation of “Old Stories to put into a bible.”

So originally the apparatus was just for draining the plumbing? Then why the extra parts and all that hard stuff? If so, what did it mean to go forth and be fruitful and multiply?

Too bad that wasn’t said to him.

And they talk about 1st cousin marriages today as if it were a sin !! They had to start brotherin’ and sisterin’ to kick-start the population according to Genesis..A real dandruff disturber…

It was a set-up.

A “lemons to lemonade” cartoon turns into a discussion on the origins on Man. Who knew?

Loosely translated; “Either love and obey me or be condemned to a fiery eternity !” So much for foreplay………..