The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 16, 2013

So stupid.

Good Morning All

If I could care any less I’d actually care. Idiots. I’ll bet they all say ‘irregardless’, too.

Is that “I ♥ Warm Wooden Kittens Tied Up With Sting”?

Here’s 50¢ for the phone. Call someone who gives a ▇▇.

At first read, I could care less, then I couldn’t.

Right Burl…. the half a dozen Harvard grammarians slumming it, by working for minimum wage at U Stor-It will take a vote tomorrow…

“I ain’t sure. It just don’t sound right anyways.”

Of course, I really don’t give a rat’s patootie.

See… that’s the thing of it…. while I tend to say “I couldn’t care less,” because it’s grammatical, and “could care less” makes no actual sense, I think it’s meant ironically.

There are a lot of ironic expressions that don’t hold up to scrutiny, like “I could give a rat’s behind,” “I DON’T give a rat’s behind”…“Not half bad,” “Not half”….“Tell me about it!” Saying “great” when something bad happens and “This tastes funny.”

Of course… as I said before…. who gives a flying… um…. fig…..

…. when it’s morning in Crustwood and we need coffee!

And X….Those are a few of her favorite things …as performed by The Police.

Oh…. and much as I hate hate hate “should of” in writing, it’s more of a mishearing or misspelling than ignorance.

It comes from our habit of contracting “should have” into “should’ve” in casual speech, and its being misheard and then written as “should of”.

See…. I can be as pedantic as anybody.

Thanks to the people on here that stepped over to Rogue Symmetry to check out my tribute yesterday. I apologize for misspelling Rogue. My spell check should have caught it, and probably did. I was in sort of a fugue at the time and didn’t catch my typo.

My friend’s family liked the tribute. I am indebted to Derrick Wood for setting his comic back a day to let me use his spot.

In appreciation, I will give his comic one more shout out, and this time make sure there are no typos.

Thanks to Rogue Symmetry!!!

I don’t care either way. lol

Way too early for this (as I just rolled out of bed). Need to go squeeze me some lime juice.

Careless now that you’ve got me loving you, careless in everything you—to hear this song , go to youtube.

Ooh my fave is “it turned out beautiful” I yell at the tv a lot.

I couldn’t care less…… ! ! !

just like “at the wrong place at the wrong time”

I honestly don’t know why I read this comic.

@NFor the comments. LOL

@X, I thought that was WOOLEN kittens as in yarn, kittens etc.

I used to read this one just for all the little hidden things that Julie used to coordinate with the theme of the day’s joke, but as more of the toons are now reused, they are not always coordinated. I definitely come here mainly for the comments, even when I have little time (such as when I’m on someone else’s PC) I manage to read DS and BS.

whatevs