Close to Home by John McPherson for May 07, 2009

Must be in Miami.

There’s one woman in the pool who doesn’t look too unhappy.

Being a Floridian (And a south Floridian at that) I have every right to say:

Probably bound to become a reality. Figures.

Could be worse, it could be the Marlins.

or the buccaneers.

or the Jags.

Where’s Ace Ventura?

Lions and Jaguars and Bears, OH MY!!!

The Lion probably can’t swim, either!

“Swim with the LIGHTNING???” Now THAT would be exciting, not to mention dangerous - ZZAAAAAPP!!!

The Steelers exhibit closed down because they don’t float.

I’m in!

Right behind you!

This is brilliant. It’s one of those jokes that I wish I had thought of, and I’m sure I would’ve eventually, but someone beat me to it.

Congratulations to Mr. McPherson. He actually scored a funny one. What’s his average now, about four or five a year? He makes Garfield look good.