Close to Home by John McPherson for August 02, 2009
August 01, 2009
August 03, 2009
Transcript:
man: Commuting to work, 22,321 days of your life...shaving, 979 days...mowing the lawn, 11,271 days...waiting for your wife to get ready to go out. 9,644 days....standing in lines, 13,401 days....
I had to laugh because even St. Peter is using a computer now, and everyone’s life is now on a computer program. Excel Life?
All-Souls Quicken? Even Heaven has updated.
Sisyphus in hell: Just when he figures out how to get the software to work, it gets updated, and his accessories stop working and he can’t find any of the tools anymore. Next, they switch him to Vista…..
ThePinkOne over 15 years ago
that would be cool!!!
Jml58 over 15 years ago
What You did with Your life.
thankyoudonnie over 15 years ago
If my calculations are correct, he lived to be just under 158 years old.
carpetinwater9 over 15 years ago
Your in.
carmy over 15 years ago
One day is like a thousand years.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
apparently , we comics readers have WAY too much time on our hands! I guess you can add : 745 days spent commenting on comics online
chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago
It must refer to the number of hours or minutes added up for doing those things.
Ushindi over 15 years ago
I had to laugh because even St. Peter is using a computer now, and everyone’s life is now on a computer program. Excel Life? All-Souls Quicken? Even Heaven has updated.
lfanterickson over 15 years ago
Who says heaven isn’t light years ahead of us? It is on everything else…
1Username over 15 years ago
It can’t be an excel program. They use Microsoft in the other place.
1Username over 15 years ago
Sisyphus in hell: Just when he figures out how to get the software to work, it gets updated, and his accessories stop working and he can’t find any of the tools anymore. Next, they switch him to Vista…..