Monty by Jim Meddick for June 23, 2001

Transcript:

"Well, lad, Thar's only one way t'put an end t'this..." "I say we begin a hunt for th'white squirrel! Fleshy will find no peace 'til we've harpooned the beast and painted its white flanks red!" "Notice to readers: no squirrels were injured or in any way harmed in the making of this drama." "OW!" "Although we did injure one human."