Monty by Jim Meddick for January 29, 2002
Transcript:
"Mr. Pi...what're you doing outta bed?!" "I'm over my cold. Can't you tell? "Hmm...your flesh has a pervasive greenish tint..." "And your eyeballs have a yellowish bloodshot cast..." "Yep. You're back to normal." "I even feel fit enough to stand around making snide remarks in a dreary monotone..."