Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2002

Transcript:

"Hey...what's this thing?" "Oh, that? That's a newton." "A 'newton?" "Yeah. I only like the fig part of fig newtons so I eat the inside and leave the newton part alone." "You eat the inside of a fig newton and leave the outside intact?! How's that humanly possible?!!" "D'you want a demonstration?" "No. No. No. That's OK. I withdraw the question..."