Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2004

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"Everybody, I have a spiritual experience I'd like to share." "Last week I was in line at the post office and I got really frustrated when they wouldn't let me go ahead of the less attractive people in line like they let me do at night clubs and bars." "But then I just closed my eyes, took a deep breath and visualized giving everyone in line a mental make-over..." "And then... like a miracle, my frownlines totally disappeared." "That's beautiful." "C'mon everyone! Group yoga!"