Monty by Jim Meddick for October 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Captain, before you go, a gift from me and the people of Earth..." "Remarkable. It looks like a rib-eye steak, but it's actually a pliable synthetic polymer..." "Captain, shall I take the gift to your quarters?" "Very well, Ensign..." "Let me thank you and the people of Earth for..." "Squeak Squeak" "Hey...it makes noise!" "The captain better not catch you chewing on that..."