Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2004

Transcript:

"You're going to a shooting range? I didn't even know you had a gun!..." "Yessir. My own little department of homeland security"..." "And believe you me, when you sleep with one of these babies under your pillow, you sleep very, very peacefully..." "Well. Except for the time I dreamt I was having a super soaker fight with Tyra Banks and I shot my pinky toe and my clock radio..."