Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2009

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Boy says, "Our trap is set?it's only a matter of time before?" Jarvis says, "Bar break, sir." Boy says, "Oh no! Out dim-witted neighbor is milling about?" Boy says, "Egad! The fool fetched a rake! He'll ruin everything!" Jarvis says, "How impertinent." Monty says, "Hey...wha...? Ahhhhhhhhh!" Boy says, "Good lord! He's fallen into the pit!" Jarvis says, "Well, sir there's only one proper response to this crisis..." Monty says, "Ow! I think I broke my coccyx!" Boy says, "Right, Jarvis instruct our lawyers to protect the estate from liability." Jarvis says, "I'm Already speed-dialing, sir."