The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 01, 2013

Reminds me of the butcher that backed into the fan, he got a little behind in his work.

Marcus got sucked in by a theory.

At the very least, somebody shoulda yelled “DUCK!”

Now that’s a terminal mallardy.

Not to mention that ducks usually get shot when they’re flying.

One of Marcus’s biggest fans.

Not goggles or glasses, just wide eyed because of what just happened

Duck in the background just saw what happened to Marcus and his eyes are bugged out.

Dry eye syndrome.

Marcus should have listened to his feelings – so much for statistics

prove it

Ahh yes poor Chuck, may he rest in peice’s.

I belileve that’s eyes wide open after seeing what happened to Marcus.

And that’s how you make tur(bine)-ducken!

This is just sad. :(

Turbines to speed, Duckman!

HA!

I got fired from my job at the watch factory,I sat around and made faces all day

I suppose um, a bandaid and bactine wouldn’t help.

“Honk, if you love Jesus.”

That’s the loudest I have laughed in a long time!

Comment of the Year in my book.

It would be more realistic if it was a wind turbine