Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 16, 2013

a-pauling, babe! meat from a blue ox, i suppose…

Sell them by the foot, she said archly…. with a side of baby corns.

Real sole food.They’ll be a shoe-in.

Heel make millions….and you can say Susan toe me so.

I know someone who’d eat that.

I once saw cookies in a health-food store named “Nookies”.

i wish there was a white castle in my town.when i was at the borgata in atlantic city i ate a phat burger [i think that’s how it’s spelled].it was delicious just like white castle’s burgers.

it equals the appeal of a pretzel burger

Ewww.

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

“The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”