Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 14, 2009
Transcript:
Lady: Can I help you? Rip: Yes, I'd like to get twelve long-stem roses. Lady: All righty, would you like to say something sweet in a little card we'll put in with the flowers? Rip: Yes. You're like c-4 to my heart - you make it explode when I think of you - godspeed, killer. Lady: Oh my - Rip: Too mushy?