Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 19, 2010
Transcript:
Cactus: Those two baby calves did it the easy way. Rip: Let's follow them to the de gallow hideout! They're holding Cobra there! Meanwhile, at the salsa-filled lair of the de gallows! Cobra: Rip will come after me, you know. Chica: I want him to - Salsa King Chica: Then he will realize that you are a total nottie compared to this picante hottie. Cobra: Fat chance, big thighs. Rip told me he loved me. Chica: Then I will boil you in black beans so he has no choice but to want me! Cobra: When I said loved, I meant hated.