Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2010

Transcript:

Rip: Easy girls, easy. I'll let you go since you returned the money. Girls: Yer serious? We can split? Rip: Yep. But remember the law knows when you're - uh - sleeping, and when you're... just go before I change my mind. Girls: Yes, sir! Thank you! TNT: You handled that well, judge Parker. Rip: Zip it, muttly. Meanwhile Man: Those girls just left the sheriff's office, big mama. Big mama: Grab 'em, like I'd grab a limited-edition McRib! Man: Golly, B.M., have a heart!