Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 19, 2010
Transcript:
Rip: You think your ex-husband is responsible for sinking that ship? Why, Mrs. Morgan? Morgan: Fishstick was a marine scientist always out at sea. When I divorced him he thought it was over money. When I tried to tell him it was because of our loveless marriage, he swore he'd find a way to make us a fortune to win me back. Then he told me he created a submersible squid-vehicle with flamethrowers for tentacles. Rip: Oh, well, that's our guy then.