Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 23, 2010
Transcript:
Fishstick Morgan, thief, mad scientist, coin collector and murderer, escapes Rip! Rip: That was close! Cobra: Too close! Rip: Ye gods, Mrs. Morgan! Fishstick has a weapon of really gross horror! Cobra: That thing was scarier than an expired Mrs. Paul's crab cake! Meanwhile, a block away! Fishstick: Arr, that old sea hag never liked me! Sailor: Fishstick Morgan? Fishstick: Arr, I know ye, you salty sea dog? Sailor: Yes, but way before you started acting like the insane version of Gorton's fisherman!