Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 12, 2010
Transcript:
Rip: What is the flaming skull of diablo? Why does it want old man Hood's land? Winslow: I - I don't know what you're talking about! Rip: Wrong answer! Cobra, I think this goon needs to met with #52 in the soldier of fortune handbook! Cobra: #52? Good thing I've got the handbook right here! OK, I'll need a monkey, a 9-volt battery and a pair of pruning scissors. Rip: Wait, where are we going to get a monkey at this hour? What's number 53? Winslow: I'll talk! I'll talk!