Close to Home by John McPherson for July 12, 2013
July 11, 2013
July 13, 2013
Transcript:
TURN LEFT IN T'REE MILES ONTO ELM ST. GO PAST DA ALLEY WHERE TONY DA HYENA GOT WHACKED. GO T'REE POINT TWO MILES... RE-FIGURIN' OUT... TURN RIGHT... AND DUMP DA BODY... GPS systems for mobsters.
interceptor over 11 years ago
GPS = Gangster Positioning System
MrsSnape over 11 years ago
Don’t forget to leave da gun but take da cannolis.
tryoung71 over 11 years ago
“You’s reached you’s destination. Fugheddaboudit.”
katzenbooks45 over 11 years ago
Siri’s from Joisey?
kathleenhammett over 11 years ago
OnStar says “whoops, turn around…you are at a DeadEnd”
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Can’t cops trace GPSs? Maybe their GPS is planning to double-cross them…maybe they should dump two bodies…y’know, no witnesses and all…just to be on the safe side.