Thatababy by Paul Trap for August 11, 2013
August 10, 2013
August 12, 2013
Transcript:
tv: bwah! i broke my favorite coffee ug! don't cry over damaged dishware! fix it quick with miracle gloop! a tiny pinch of miracle gloop and your mug is good as new! thanks, miracle gloop! i used miracle gloop to fix a crack in my truck's engine block! miracle gloop removes paint, crawyon and stains from walls, floors and clothing! a ring of miracle gloop around your internet connection keeps your computer spam and virus free! dinner party? a dollop of miracle gloop on a cracker makes a delicious hors d'oeuvre! put miracle gloop on your head to learn the secrets of th euniverse! order a tub of miracle gloop today for only $3.99! but wait! there's more! dad i was sold when they threw in the free set of bamboo wind chimes.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
Why not Miracle Blork™?
luckylouie over 11 years ago
Two of my neighbors have wind chimes — one metal and one glass. There should be a law that you can’t have wind chimes if there is anyone living within ten miles of you.
lippyfish over 11 years ago
Go get a replacement mug at Mrs. Olsen’s mug sale.
Zorro1950 over 11 years ago
@lippyfish
Well done!
Comic Literacy rules!
Gracias,
Glenn
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
In Japan, “Miracle Gloop” can cut like a knife!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
“If you sell it, they will buy,”2nd time today…
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Angela Cartwright approves!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hee hee hee!
water_moon over 11 years ago
I keep windchimes on the sheltered front stoop, the only time they make noise is when there’s a bad storm blowing up. It’s my version of storm warnings.
GlitchedOne about 6 years ago
I would buy it just for the wind chimes.