The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 11, 2013

Now that’s funny!

Oh, fer cryin’ under the daybed!

Guess they’re fresh out of sky blue pink.

There’s no black and white solutions.

Why NOT get something the color of dirt, Joy…. it’ll make life easier.Not having to wash the car will save you that half an hour a …. week…. I mean, a month .. well, OK, half an hour every six months.

And make sure the upholstery matches KFC gravy…. maybe with an abstract swirl pattern in chocolate brown and catchup red.

Good morning, Crustwood.

Stay off the streets for a few hours….

Joy is test-driving unfamiliar cars.

Ya gotta wonder how many people in Crustwood want to do that to her…. and probably to him as well.

It’s just so … so… touching…. sniffle …. to see all the people of this town,united in a … sniffle…. a common goal….sharing a dream ….

Look, he’s thinking of Mrs. Bucket.

Fabric samples:

I bet they can’t wait till the Pennies leave. It’ll give them something to talk about. Maybe next time they will lock the doors when they’re driving up in the parking lot…

Dealer’s mental image looks like brain bleach to me!

I think anyone who has worked in any kind of sales have had customers (or potential customers) that have brought on these kind of thoughts!

“See that car over there? No? Thats the beauty of that one. Its” a “no” color car. Thats right, you can’t see it because it is not a color. It gets good mileage and best of all the interior shows no stains on the seats, floor etc. Its only 23k! On Special today! You want one? Great! Lets go inside and do the paperwork. And that folks is how the Penny’s got the worlds first invisible car. Of course they had to run (on their two fat little legs) everywhere, but that is because the salesman told them if they didn’t everyone would want one and they wouldn’t have the exclusive. And that is how you sell a car to the Pennys!

“ROB… That’s what I was thinking too… ! ! ! .First you pick the model that suits your needs…. then you pick a color you can live with…...For the PENNYs that might be a two tone white over black. That way they can say it’s not white… it’s not black….. ! ! !

How about a nice rust color. That’s how they all end up anyway.

Or pick a color so neutral it has no name.

For fun, google popular car colors by city.

Of course the Pennys aren’t buying a new car. I’m surprised they aren’t deliberately looking for a “flood” car. They’re really cheap!

Well, why are you wasting our time? Ridiculous people!

Nobody mentioned a metallic (always my first choice ,-D)