Monty by Jim Meddick for September 01, 2013
Transcript:
For this next demonstration, I need a volunteer... Ok. You. Now let's say an assailant approaches wielding a blunt object... How would you respond? Please, please, please don't hurt me! Just... Just... Whatever you do... Don't hit me... Uhhhh... Then I'd call 911... I'm gonna need another volunteer.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Sensei is not pleased. Is there anything lower than No Belt at all (besides grovelling Monty himself)?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sisyphos…. "Is there anything lower than No Belt at all " …
Pants on the ground?
_vecihi_ over 11 years ago
The first two frames of the bottom line… look like a marriage proposal, if you change the dialogue. The kind that Monty would do, begging on his knees.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
caught a feel there…
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
caught a feel there!
Steve Parmelee Premium Member over 11 years ago
I love everyone’s various expressions. Coffee-spitting funny.
AlexPK85 over 11 years ago
My father’s favorite saying was he would rather be a live coward than a dead hero.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Puddles, never usually see a man grab just one leg that way, I agree.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’d like to see a Sedgewick Sunday strip, especially when we have Sedgewick during the week.
Badeyes over 11 years ago
Monty perfectly demonstrates the Gov’t sanctioned method of dealing with the situation.
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Now we know. Monty fears the rolled up newspaper.
quartermain over 11 years ago
call in the Marines!
boldyuma over 11 years ago
As my Japanese friend said 35 years ago and is true to this day.. “Karate is good ..better yet are two things to learn how to know..”Run-ate" and “Gun-ate”
Michelle Morris over 11 years ago
So when do the “Defense Against Assailants Wielding Fresh Fruit” classes begin?
AnonymousUser over 11 years ago
These days thieves take your phone too Monty. Some take just your phone.