Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 15, 2013

It’s the only way to fly

Flying gives Hammy butterflies…

I remember Pan Am. First class one time. Got served Champagne with steak. Cutest women ever on a plane. Branniff.BOAC British Overseas Airways Corporation. Great service.

No, masterskrain, those are not the refugees. Those are the people being deported from third world countries for slovenliness. Haven’t flown since the time we got bumped to first class Chicago to Los Angeles, were given free drinks, footies and rack of lamb for dinner. Zero incentive to fly today. The only reason there aren’t chicken and goats on board is their seats would cost too much. “Get your kicks on Route 66”!

Driving has a much greater risk of dying than flying.

He’s flying Butterfly Airlines.

Careful guys, you’re gonna start a Hammy cult here. . . .hm, and why not?

Flying then was an expensive and heavily government-regulated affair. The airlines could afford to compete on accommodation since there was little to no competition when it came to price.

Forgot to add that the glamor will eventually return: when the plebs are too poor to fly, and entire planes are converted to strictly first class seats.

It’ll return when we get our friggin’ jetpacks.