Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 24, 2013

They had a wonderful herbal aroma…

A little late for that now Willie Nelson has trimmed his off.Didn’t you get the queue?

Tell me more about your dreams. Have you ever “swapped pigtails” with anyone else in your perfervid dreams?

My satsumas will not stop fighting with my clementines.

I think this is a job for Dr. Kapuchnik.

Please do not salute my burrito.

Pigtail patern quilt.

…patern…Stupid autocorrect…

When I was a child, I had many nightmares about my teeth, toothbrushes etc; strangely never grew enamel on them and had weekly dentist visits. When 12 or 13, dentist told me I’d have full dentures by the age of 30.

She was right!

I used to be able to do that, too.

I prefer pork belly.

think your dreams are vivid now…

he’s definitely got some pig tails concerning texan constabulary. probably prefers the term “pony tail”

WHO DOESN’T?