Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 10, 2013

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    blackielawless  over 11 years ago

    i want a new duck.one that wonā€™t raid the icebox or quack all night.one thatā€™ll stay in shape.one thatā€™s never gonna try to migrate or escape.or iā€™ll tie him up with duct tape.

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    AFLAC!!!!!!

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    Auhdrah  over 11 years ago

    I think heā€™s made a very understandable mistake. Far too much of that idiotic ā€œduckface pictureā€ crap going on. As a woman I cannot understand how anyone would want to look so stupid.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    Iā€™m sure heā€™s about to duck the bill.

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    Pictures are the least of his problems. Wait until he tries to tell her to quickly lower her head.

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    Toonerific  over 11 years ago

    Hey duck, waddle over to Donā€™t Pick the Flowers (sherpa) ā€“ thereā€™s a duck there thatā€™s just your size!

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    ā€œWaaaack!ā€

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Wonder if sheā€™ll have quackers with her duck soup . . . ā˜»

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    Pluck her on the table, then send her to the kitchen and leave the bill.

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