Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 12, 2013

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    JusSayin  over 11 years ago

    Or Don Henley. Or anyone with hair.

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    zero  over 11 years ago

    Are you sure your role model wasn’t actually Charlie Brown?

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Lose the beard and you’re almost there.

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    Motivemagus  over 11 years ago

    Sting admitted later that the “tantric sex” thing was a joke pulling someone’s leg. He said that his “six hours of sex” actually included three hours of begging, dinner and a movie.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Remember when he did the round the world concert thing; playing on different continents?

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    ChessPirate  over 11 years ago

    Actual Country-Western song titles:.“I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”.“If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?”.“My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”.“My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him”.“She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft”.“She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger”.“She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart”.“When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In”.“You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat”.“I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here”.“She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without”.“She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye”.“You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log”.“I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me”.“I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal”

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