Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2013

Makes my head hurt.

Wow… Just wow

And her boyfriend’s name is Peter Piper.

Dialogue like that is probably why she stopped communicating.

She’s probably the prior Peppermint Patty of Peanuts.

Perhaps Patty was having a pity party in the potty… and had no time for petty parlance with a pig….even a pretty patient pig like Pig.

Or perhaps she dropped some putty into the potty, and had only enough left for a pithy point. (You wouldn’t want Patty to play with peed-on putty!)..Please, people! Don’t pick on ME….Pastis put the picture of Patty and Pig’s putty into the panel. Poor me, I just picked it up, like a pathetic pox.

Another pun strip where no one threatens Pastis at the end.

Haris…. there is no pun in this strip…. though there IS a pile of punishing word play…. it’s all alliteration…no pun for which to pound Pastis.

perfect, pastis…

Pathologically pathetic (puke…)*

*parenthetically ;-)

Pastis periodically provides punless Pearls.

Sounds like she’s having a pithy Patty pity party, and Rat’s a party pooper.

Did she have a pithy fit?

The alliterate illiterate.

Pig is petty to pithy Paddy putt-putter puttying in the potty? Pity. Pastis, plenteous penance would please me! Peace!

Everyone is saying the P word????

My head just exploded . And it’s just from the comments.

wow, that is a good show of word play patis, however, I WANT A PUN!!!!!!!! :D

All this alliteration is making me have to P.

Poop….

Patsis sometimes broadcast his potential a mile away when you see such a setup with all the verbiage in the squares leading up to the end. In this case, no puns intended, but literally some nice alliteration having lit up our lives

Why punish the public that peers into Pastis’ panel perimeter?.Pure psychological punishment?

P-hooey!.

Pastis, you cruel, cruel little man.

For the love of dog, make it stop ! ! !

Perfidious Pastis ponders preposterous puns!

Pummel Pastis.

A real Groaner, but I’m still laughing! My next cat will be named Pithy Patty! lmao~~~

I knew it was going to be bad, but I just couldn’t look awaaaay …

@Rich Grise[Snerk!]

poo poo on Patty playing in the potty PLEASE!

The worst one yet.Keep it up!! :)

Pastiso delenda est!

Its about time Rat got ganged up on

I LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!!

Rat is a Pest.

A few weeks my local paper dropped this comic strip. So, I dropped them. Who wouldn’t find this strip to be worthy of inclusion? Now I have to get online and also get to read all the comments. Pastis and Peanuts have always been my favorites, along with C&H, of course.

This made my brain hurt. It’s Sunday, Pastis. :p

Pearls NOT pretty,What a pity!Strips like thisAre rather Sh@#$%

This is my first time in here, so let me see if I have this right. This is a plethora of playful posters pontificating Pastis, puckishly.

I’m with Rat.

Really rabid Rat, preferring painful puns, pounds Pastis’ proboscis, Police perplexed.

It’s obvious, Stephan has an awake disorder . . . ☻

Perhaps she’s pithy Patty because she is full of pith and vinegar.

SLM,picky picky..

Pitifully perfect!

I never knew there were so many words that started with p

Excellent!

xxx

Pathetic

This country’s alliteracy rate is climbing. But, as the poet would have said, where he but given the opportunity, “The percipitation in Portugal pelts primarily on the plateau”.

My wife’s name is Patty.

Here we were all patsies for Pastis’ pithy puns, perhaps because he has perpetrated the so profoundly in the past. I perceive proudly that he has passed to alliteration.

Not exactly pretty poetry, is it.

And the reciter of that tongue twister was (or is, depending on your POV) Micky Dolenz.

Actually, it was/is Peter Tork.

And with that said…….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XerYcU1I1LI

Rat is raving ’around the world.

Just shoot me now.

Say “pity you’re so pithy with the putty in the potty patty” 5 times fast!

Saw this comin’ a mile away