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I like the new UPS My Choice (they just give me a window for deliveries, but thatās OK).
What is more annoying are the messages as you wit on the phone for the cable companyās tech ā telling me that I āmight be able to find my answer online at the web addressā. Do they REALLY bloody well think Iād be on the phone (on hold) if my internet were up?!!
They just leave āem on the porch around hereā¦.Not a problemā¦.Whereās it gonna goā¦.?
Susan, when I substitute teach, I have to take attendanceā¦..So the first thing I do is announce that Iām going do that, so listen up! And then I say, OK, anybody whoās not here raise your handā¦Responses vary, some get it right away and others look confusedā¦.A good teacher, who knows how to work the room, will pause long enough for the others to get itā¦or have it explained to themā¦Which generally comes out as āHe was joking!āā¦ā¦ It works best in sixth gradeā¦ā¦.But it gets things off to a good startā¦..
jreckard over 11 years ago
Some humor is timeless. Three-quarters of this is.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sighā¦.. the joke is that the Fed-Ex guy keeps telling him to be home to accept delivery at 3:00ā¦.
But how could he comply?He didnāt have a clock, until he GOT the delivery.
Recursive humor.Kinda like how my favorite thing to write on a postcard is āLet me know if you donāt get this.ā
(Well, Iām easily amused, OK?)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
BTW this is a rerun of a Guy and rOdd stripā¦.. the original copyright date is obscured.
But hullo, old palsā¦. even if you donāt stop by any moreā¦.
x_Tech over 11 years ago
Aināt nobody got time for dat!
jcm1655 over 11 years ago
If you have 2 spline it LUCY
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I like the new UPS My Choice (they just give me a window for deliveries, but thatās OK).
What is more annoying are the messages as you wit on the phone for the cable companyās tech ā telling me that I āmight be able to find my answer online at the web addressā. Do they REALLY bloody well think Iād be on the phone (on hold) if my internet were up?!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
The Volkswagon of clocks: The classic alarm clock.
Varnes over 11 years ago
They just leave āem on the porch around hereā¦.Not a problemā¦.Whereās it gonna goā¦.?
Susan, when I substitute teach, I have to take attendanceā¦..So the first thing I do is announce that Iām going do that, so listen up! And then I say, OK, anybody whoās not here raise your handā¦Responses vary, some get it right away and others look confusedā¦.A good teacher, who knows how to work the room, will pause long enough for the others to get itā¦or have it explained to themā¦Which generally comes out as āHe was joking!āā¦ā¦ It works best in sixth gradeā¦ā¦.But it gets things off to a good startā¦..