C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 13, 2013

I thought Lucas knew it was M’sieur Smokey.

Such finesse, Lucas! You should have been a diplomat with the U.S. State Department! Loser

That wonderful moment when you discover that you are the only sane person in the building. How long before the small matter of the collection comes up?

for start, girls don’t wear berets