Every cat is issued The Charter upon birth. It is the first thing they learn as kittens. Among the laws are: #29 Do not respond when called, #98 refuse all food until human has tried at least 24 dfferent brands/kinds. #71 shred couch,chair,curtains etc only when human(s) have gone to bed, #62 meow loudly and often until human shouts at you, then employ #71.
cloa513 over 11 years ago
Of course the cats’ charter are a bunch of Japanese laws- unenforced laws without any punishment whatsoever.
peely over 11 years ago
Hmm, I suspect my kitty has a copy of this somewhere. :)
Tdog123 over 11 years ago
plus, no ifs
bethe22 over 11 years ago
so the warehouse has been saved then?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cats don’t need no “stinkin’ charter”! :-D
snuster1 over 11 years ago
It’s probably written in Egyptian Hieroglyphics (sp)
Linda Solomon over 11 years ago
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 11 years ago
He should maybe team up with Bucky Cat?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Every cat is issued The Charter upon birth. It is the first thing they learn as kittens. Among the laws are: #29 Do not respond when called, #98 refuse all food until human has tried at least 24 dfferent brands/kinds. #71 shred couch,chair,curtains etc only when human(s) have gone to bed, #62 meow loudly and often until human shouts at you, then employ #71.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s why I don’t do cats.I prefer servile dogs.
goblyn over 11 years ago
This is very true.