F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 02, 2013

so who’s the optometrist?

there’s been a big cover up. Eye was framed.

Wow, Grandpa, what big eyes you have….

These are wide angle lens’

But they are still not big enough to be bifocals.

Prescribed for Elton John, perhaps but not you.

And he still walks around in public…

I see the nose but where’s the mustache?

They’re big, but they’re not prescription, as you can tell by looking at his head through either lens – lazy artwork cheapens the gag.