Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2013

I just read this, now i have to call 9-1-1 for slap to the forehead injury.

What a yummy way to go too!

“Take a bite out of crime.”

The bad guys stirred up trouble….the cops just had to wait for the plot to thicken.

Check the regs from the FDA, and see how many of those we’re allowed per batch

Not yet, he doesn’t have tenure.

Pudding is a verb.

Made with fresh, creamery butter and real Scotsmen.

Groan!

is Phyllis Kirk in there?

He’s just working on his desertation.

Sorry, but that was the taster’s choice . . the prof is in the better-scotch . . . ☻

at least he wasn’t trying to fudge his research

Pudding it to the test.

I hope there were no sharp corners in the vat, or it might end up being blood pudding………..

I wonder what proof the prof’s whisky was.