Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 07, 2013

Religious Tracks? Shouldn’t that be Tracts? Or are the Big Religions getting into transportation as a way of gathering new recruits?

Tony probably knows they’re “tracts”…. he has a very good command of language…..

It’s Agnes who called them “tracks”….and it might be strangely appropriate, considering her paranoid fantasies of being railroaded.

Pretty tacky, when your tactfully attract unattractive kids to attract people will attractive tracts.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD AGNES!

Moonie or Goonie?

Tracts… not tracks! (but I agree, she’s probably scheduled for waterboarding…. errr, I mean canoeing!

Agnes, drama queen, getting herself known from the get-go.

All summer camps are cults Agnes, forcing you to have organized fun!

Calm down Agnes!

It’s “tracts.” Not “tracks.” Shees

And selling Amway too.

Well, at least we know Agnes has a very vivid imagination.

Tracks are what you make in the snow. Tracts are what cults and mainstream religious organizations hand out to the naive.

“Tracks” doesn’t bother me.

But does Agnes actually think the term “OMG!”?That’s appalling!!!

David HG…. LOL…

If the aliens want to get to Trout’s mother, all they need is a six-pack of Bud Light, a bag of Nacho Doritos, and maybe a carefully selected gift…..

This train is bound for Glory, ’cause it runs on religious tracks.

How can you tell if someone is addicted to God?Check his arms for religious tracks.

Seek and ye shall find,By following the religious tracks.

… “I hear that train a’comin’”…. .Agnes is already half way to those tracks. (I chose that word!). She is the only one wearing sandals. (and she has the uniform)