She’ll find that he’s changed… that he’s gotten shallow and hollow… that his confidence has gone, and he’s now a mere shell… I guess beauty is only skin deep…
It took you an hour to shed that skin and she is talking to it, or she has been talking for an hour to the skin you shed? (Member: Grammar Nazi’s Anonymous)
Once we came home from school, Mom was talking to Dad, or it sure seemed like it, but we couldn’t see dad anywhere. I asked Mom who she was talking to and she goes, “You’re Father, in the living room.” Dad was out in the yard fixing the tractor. She thought he was inside and started talking to him even though he’d been outside since dinner.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She speaks with forked tongue….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She never noticed how well he was listening?….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
No skin off his teeth.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Wish I could do that!
J Short over 11 years ago
Well it’s obvious she can’t talk to the hand.
gmforde over 11 years ago
You should be so lucky! lol
jtviper7 over 11 years ago
She got out by the skin of her teeth…
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Once is disgusting, doing it again would be remolting.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She’ll find that he’s changed… that he’s gotten shallow and hollow… that his confidence has gone, and he’s now a mere shell… I guess beauty is only skin deep…
krbuza over 11 years ago
It took you an hour to shed that skin and she is talking to it, or she has been talking for an hour to the skin you shed? (Member: Grammar Nazi’s Anonymous)
susan.e.a.c over 11 years ago
Once we came home from school, Mom was talking to Dad, or it sure seemed like it, but we couldn’t see dad anywhere. I asked Mom who she was talking to and she goes, “You’re Father, in the living room.” Dad was out in the yard fixing the tractor. She thought he was inside and started talking to him even though he’d been outside since dinner.
unca jim over 11 years ago
@Frog and Jay; you guys tie for the days wittiest comment !As Mammy Yokum would say; “Ah has SPOKE!”
derlehrer over 11 years ago
What isn’t observable is that she’s talking to skin # fore!
StepYaGameUp over 11 years ago
He’s Molto Benne!!