Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2013

When all else fails, read the manual.

Or the Not So Great Confoundo.

Well that is an act with a twist.

Well he’s confounded all right.

Where are their better halves?

c’mon folks, nobody’s perfect every night…

He’ll never get a head with that act.

Was she only four feet tall when he started?

Learn while you earn.

It’s OK, she’s just built like that.

Working with twins seemed like a good idea.

All you folks are in top form today. Thanks for the laugh.

He perfected his billing.

He should have used Magic Acts & Illusions For Dummies

You are such a cut-up!

O O Too many feet!

His alibi? it was the saw’s fault!

She’s prob’ly wishing she were outside the box.

Actually, I could see that as a very funny addition to the act; the magician trying to learn how to put the boxes back together.

and who wrote those manuals?

Are four feet better than two heads?

the great confounded!

Next step is to call tech support — 1800-PLS-HOLD

I think “O” is just having a tea party all by himself.

Obama and the economy.

Isn’t that a pair of feet sticking out of both boxes? he needs more help than any manualcan give!

It must be my ex…………. all feet and a$$ with no head.

Anyone remember The Great Ballantine?

“Let’s see……Part A inserts in to oval part B then rotate 90 degrees to line up with the insert over on part C THEN chunk the whole thing do a tap dance and exit stage right.” She will be okay, really, she will be okay.(Just being funny) Obamacare will fix that right??

Can we get another volunteer? I think I’ve got it this time…..anybody?

@Mark………..that’s the best come back of the day.

@edclectic….I always thought it was SNAFU….but maybe that was a different branch of the military

The trick actually uses two short people. and they have to be able to twist their legs very well.

The feet in the other box were mocking liberal politics, so it became necessary, over time, to respond by raising a similar stink. The culture of corruption is really an airborne bacterial spore at its inception. It takes any opportunity to establish its presence once given the least bit of sloughed epidermal cells on which to feed. The thinner one’s skin, the more one sloughs off, of course.

“Sawing a woman in half is easy. Sawing a woman in half and putting the pieces together is more difficult.” — Dirk Gently

@edclectic:FRAGGED and DILLIGAF is new for me though.

Slightly off topic – but reminds me of my boss who gave me a task and when I asked for advice, he said “don’t f it up”.@watmiwori:I assumed, that’s the book he read, but probably the last chapter was missing. Now I know why digital books are the rage – would never lose a chapter. Maybe run out of battery, but won’t lose the pages.

attyush, that really is good advice….kind of a variation of “First do no harm.” Funny how many people can’t even reach that high of a standard……

And the arm bone is connected to the……WHAT?