Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 10, 2013
August 09, 2013
August 11, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: You can't jump all the way to fungi's window. It must be 15 feet. Bucky: I knew a cat who would jump 18 feet. Satchel: I bet he wasn't wearing an oatmeal box. Bucky: Dunno. He died in the 1920s. Satchel: How did you know him if he died in the 1920s? Bucky: Not the 1920s, the feet feet 20s. 22 feet, to be specific. He tried it. He didn't make it. Like I said, 18 feet was his Max. Satchel: On second thought, go for it. The oatmeal box would contain any splatter.
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Steve Clements Premium Member about 11 years ago
“I bet he wasn’t wearing an oatmeal box.” HA!
EarlP2 about 11 years ago
Maybe Captain Oatmeal should pull a plastic bag over the whole costume before he tries the jump!
Varnes about 11 years ago
Light yourself on fire and then jump, Bucky. Much more entertaining than a plain ol’ cat splat….
Marv Walker about 11 years ago
The great Tim Conway did a bit about the loss of a girl friend while she was swimming toward a dock. A Great White got her just as she almost reached the dock. WHAM!! She’d a made it if she hadn’t been wearing that heavy ham necklace.
This story and the old maxim come to mind here, “You can’t leap a canyon in two jumps.”
Sandfan about 11 years ago
Best. Line. Ever.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
you beat me to it, of course I get up much later, west coast ya know ?
Flossie Mud Duck about 11 years ago
Somehow I don’t think it is cynicism – I believe it is his naivity. He doesn’t understand the consequences after the splat.
mistercatworks about 11 years ago
Did someone appoint JPuzzleWhiz as Darby Conley’s keeper? I missed that memo.
bgby4884 about 11 years ago
Hilarious!
karacpage about 11 years ago
How do you get rid of the stupid Ulta ad that covers the last frame everyday?
kershawfamily about 11 years ago
Good answer, Satch!
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
Bucky…. I have seen a cat jump over 20 feet. Easy peasie. Of course, he was on top of a power pole at the time. He only jumped when rescue was near at hand. (probably would have scratched that fireman!). and yes, he landed on his feet and scooted off as fast as a cat on a tear.