Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Breezy, we can either take the fat villain to the magic idol, or they'll kill you. It's your call, really! Breezy: You're the coniving sociopath! Can't you scheme our way out of this? Or does a handsome man have to be involved? Rip Haywire: Well, it looks like Tahiti Jones captured Cobra and Breezy, but at least they didn't kill each other! Hey, if Tahiti Jones is here, TNT must be close by. Tahini Jones: I'll just follow the whining... TNT: Seriously, stop rationing my snausages and just leave me the box.
edclectic about 11 years ago
KA-SNAUSAGES!
PMark about 11 years ago
“Conniving Sociopath?” Does this mean Breezy isn’t going to fall for Cobra’s lies anymore or at least not as readily?
Kali39 about 11 years ago
So, Rip knows the most important one to rescue, huh?
quartermain about 11 years ago
Fear not! Our stalwart hero will conquer all—-eventually.
lecrenb about 11 years ago
Snausage rationing… now that’s cruel and unusual punishment!
rvonluchen about 11 years ago
I like where he says, “I’ll just follow the whining.”