Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 31, 2013

Stopped me!

It’s all about the ‘he said, she said’ bullshyte,You better just quit…….

Hummm…. What would Horace do at a YIELD sign…. ? ? ?

good thing he’s not a bull, how conflicting would that be?

My wife and I get tickled at all of the signs there are on the road…like “do not pass”, even though we have to drive past the sign…==Even in HS, my friends and I had fun with them… taking them all as literally as can be allowed… like “low shoulder”, etc….

I think even the Rain Man would know better than that.

You know something? I forgot about the “Headlines”, etc. that Jay Leno uses… hilarious ! Makes you wonder what people were thinking in newspaper ads, articles, store signs, restaurant menus, misprints, etc….==Also found an interesting sign covering a store entrance in a mall.. it was an ad saying: “Find it all here!” in reference to the mall’s tagline… but , the store that it was in front of was unused, empty, and gated… not much chance of finding anything there….==Also found a “Wells Fargo” sign that had letters missing, so it subsequently read:

WELL_ ___GO

I don’t like those “Draw Bridge Ahead” signs. Even with the warning, I’m a really lousy artist.

I wonder if Melody owns a “Do not enter” sign…