Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 11, 2013

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    I guess I might be willing to give up my seat, too, to two big, muscular green guys with bolts in their necks. Especially when they are so polite….

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    sherbert  over 11 years ago

    Whew! I’m always so relieved when nothing really cruel happens on this strip.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    And they work for table scraps…

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    Red_Fez  over 11 years ago

    Well, we know they’re not at Chick-fil-A.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    These two gentlemen need to be hired by the coffee place with a green label. People go in and just sit there, laptops open and acting like they’re the owners. As Judge Smail remarked in Caddyshack, “Don’t you have homes?!”

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    veranna  over 11 years ago

    I have worked restaurants in a tourist town, and lingerers are the bane of our existance! There is a line out the door, people, waiting for your table——finish up and go enjoy your vacation!

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