The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2013

I like her hairless…. kitty.

You’ve made your statement, now PLEASE get dressed. You aren’t a teenager anymore, and some things are best left to the imagination.

At least we don’t have to see William S Burroughs naked.

I like living with just the bare necessities.

Shouldn’t she be sitting on a towel? I thought that was common nudist etiquette.

I see some people just can’t handle the naked truth.

You would think she would have a bare rug.

Look for the bare necessitiesThe simple bare necessitiesForget about your worries and your strifeI mean the bare necessitiesOld Mother Nature’s recipesThat brings the bare necessities of life

Some day, there’ll be nothing but bare bones.

What, she doesn’t have a pet naked mole rat?

A naked mole rat, a Sphynx cat, a Peruvian hairless dog,….

Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to something.

so her pets have to go shaved while she gets to keep her hair? doesn’t sound fair to me

Has Dana Simpson seen this?

Well, a lot of people do have their longhaired pets shaved once for the summer (as kids get buzz cuts) I prefer just underthings in the house and pool deck (only remove for actual swimming) and I agree with the towel thing (but don’t like that nubbiness).

DAZZ: Broadcloth or denim work just as well as terry – if you can make their wrinkles match your own.

the fish too?