Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: This cave is super-dark. Why didn't I get that Iphone flashlight app?! Cobra Carson: Cuz you're a loser, honey! Make way for Cobra. The tiki will be mine! Breezy: Hey! No fairseys! Rip Carson: If Breezy can dodge Tahiti Jones' bullets so can we! Let's go! TNT: Heh... good one, Rip.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Rip, there are different rules for beautiful girls – haven’t you figured that out yet? Oh, right, Rip. Never mind (say it like Emily Litella).
Chrisdiaz801 almost 11 years ago
Looks like Cobra just ran right through Breezy(Good girls can’t catch a break apparently, or find a good IPhone App.)
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
I’m liking TNT more each day.
Boofish1 almost 11 years ago
A kiddle-eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?
C and O 2666 almost 11 years ago
a kid’ll eat ivy, too – wouldn’t you?[kid = young goat in this example]
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
I remember my mom singing the mares-eat-oats song when I was a wee soldier like little Rip… brings back some memories, thanks guys.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
And TNT will guard the snausage supply…
Hectoruno almost 11 years ago
Breezy didn’t get hit because they were aiming for Rip.