Monty by Jim Meddick for August 28, 2013
Transcript:
So sir, I was the first day? As you know, Jarvis, Windsor Hall is perhaps the most competitive, cutthroat Academy on the eastern seaboard!... So imagine my surprise when I encountered my archrival Nigel Fansworth III and instead of jeers and franks, I received a warm welcoming embrace and a friendly pat on the back! Very, very good, sir! I can only hope this sets a new precedent for the remaining academic year!...
Ottodesu about 11 years ago
The Rich are really just like us …No, they’re not.
Nightlasher about 11 years ago
Lol.
AlexPK85 about 11 years ago
Does this mean Master Sedgewick will not get to start a 501 c 4 because he is a conservative?
ajnotales about 11 years ago
Jarvis! Shame, shame … Remaining relaxed and reading while in the presence of your master is NOT acceptable behavior for a butler. On your knees to beg forgiveness!
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
snort!
lisapaloma13 about 11 years ago
What’s with the books bundled together with a … ??? I’ve never seen that in real life, not even in the 60s and early 70s, before backpacks became book bags. I would think Sedgwick would have one of those book bags that look like a rolling carry-on— of the highest quality Italian leather, of course.
OBie1949 about 11 years ago
Lisa, had one of those in the early 60’s…kind of a budgie cord with two “S” hooks, held all your goods together!! …..also, I was expecting a “kick me” sign… “Audit me” way better!!!
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
I suspect that out of the corner of his well-trained eye, Jarvis may have seen Nigel’s prank on Young Master’s back. Surely the “friendly pat on the back” line must have set off alarm bells in an experienced mind? I look forward to more of Nigel vs. Sedgie in days to come!
krankyman about 11 years ago
More realistic if the character names were Kennedy, Kerry, etc. The myth perpetuated by Meddick is that the rich are arch conservative when in fact some of the country’s leading liberals are filthy stinking rich like Sedgewick.
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
In the 50s zipper binders were popular to carry one’s notebooks, pencils, etc. A few text books would also fit inside. They had a short-lived revival in (I think) the 90s or new millennium. In fact I used one for a course I took at night school.
boldyuma about 11 years ago
Sedgie’s not even close to being initiated yet…Wait until he gets his first “swirlie”…glub..glub..glub..
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
Thus first day at a new school. Fun. Sounds like Segdie is making friends. * snerk *